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90s Sedan Style Icon90s Sedan Style Icon

90s Sedan Style Icon

These dark teal OGs featuring green gradient lenses will have you cruisin’ in style. Take these timeless sunnies for a spin & let your appeal go from basic to smooth, 90s-style! Not too flashy, not too subtle, just like a 90s sedan. (Car not...
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Whiskey Shots With SatanWhiskey Shots With Satan

Whiskey Shots With Satan

These best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for bright...
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From Zero to BlitzedFrom Zero to Blitzed

From Zero to Blitzed

We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
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  • Silver-Tongued Trash TalkSilver-Tongued Trash Talk

    Silver-Tongued Trash Talk

    Words cut deep, but Silver-Tongued Trash Talk cuts deeper. With chrome reflective lenses, you'll reflect all trash talk right back at your haters as you sharpen your competitive claws & spit fire the devil would envy, fearing you & the ultimate indicator of poor...
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  • Midnight Sprint SocietyMidnight Sprint Society

    Midnight Sprint Society

    When the clock strikes twelve, you'll hear them. On rural backroads. On silent city streets. On tree-filled trails. You'll doubt you heard anything...until they're upon you, seducing you to join their ranks. In these shades with blue gradient lenses, you're now part of the...
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  • Panther's Power HourPanther's Power Hour

    Panther's Power Hour

    Pounce on power hour like a panther, nonchalantly swatting away tasks while looking viciously vogue in these bold, deep purple cat-eye Cheetah G sunnies with purple reflective lenses.
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  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs

    When the World Blurs

    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
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  • Cue Slow-Mo MontageCue Slow-Mo Montage

    Cue Slow-Mo Montage

    The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
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  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust

    Today's Special: My Dust

    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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  • Human Energy DrinkHuman Energy Drink

    Human Energy Drink

    All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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  • Zoomies in BlushZoomies in Blush

    Zoomies in Blush

    Look ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.
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  • Sand in Every CreviceSand in Every Crevice

    Sand in Every Crevice

    Golden hour, the sleek puma emerges from prowling the dunes, & wildly brushes the sand from every crevice in the beach parking lot. Wait, no. That's just a person giving fashionable feline vibes in translucent brown cat-eye Cheetah Gs w/ brown gradient lenses.
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  • Stealth Mode SupremeStealth Mode Supreme

    Stealth Mode Supreme

    These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.
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  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps

    Lives Life in All-Caps

    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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  • Speak of the DaredevilSpeak of the Daredevil

    Speak of the Daredevil

    If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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  • Guacamole Face MaskGuacamole Face Mask

    Guacamole Face Mask

    Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
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  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan

    Ask Me About My Escape Plan

    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine

    Electric Zen Machine

    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
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  • Country Club CrasherCountry Club Crasher

    Country Club Crasher

    Your 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
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  • All Shrimp CleanseAll Shrimp Cleanse

    All Shrimp Cleanse

    These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
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  • Cleared for TakeoffCleared for Takeoff

    Cleared for Takeoff

    Take flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
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  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg

    Kidnapped by a Cyborg

    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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  • Slightly Overcooked LegendSlightly Overcooked Legend

    Slightly Overcooked Legend

    Put a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
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