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90s Sedan Style Icon90s Sedan Style Icon

90s Sedan Style Icon

These dark teal OGs featuring green gradient lenses will have you cruisin’ in style. Take these timeless sunnies for a spin & let your appeal go from basic to smooth, 90s-style! Not too flashy, not too subtle, just like a 90s sedan. (Car not...
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Whiskey Shots With SatanWhiskey Shots With Satan

Whiskey Shots With Satan

These best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for bright...
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From Zero to BlitzedFrom Zero to Blitzed

From Zero to Blitzed

We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
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  • Eternally in Turbo ModeEternally in Turbo Mode

    Eternally in Turbo Mode

    Can't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!
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  • Shadowboxing My DemonsShadowboxing My Demons

    Shadowboxing My Demons

    What's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
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  • Lawn Mower Drag RaceLawn Mower Drag Race

    Lawn Mower Drag Race

    Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
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  • That New Asphalt SmellThat New Asphalt Smell

    That New Asphalt Smell

    Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
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  • Ready the Confetti CannonReady the Confetti Cannon

    Ready the Confetti Cannon

    ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
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  • In My Periwinkle PrimeIn My Periwinkle Prime

    In My Periwinkle Prime

    We don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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  • Bunny Slope DropoutBunny Slope Dropout

    Bunny Slope Dropout

    Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
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  • Too Lit To QuitToo Lit To Quit

    Too Lit To Quit

    In these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...
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  • Born for the Highlight ReelBorn for the Highlight Reel

    Born for the Highlight Reel

    You're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...
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  • Aqua Shock ProtocolAqua Shock Protocol

    Aqua Shock Protocol

    The only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...
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  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno

    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno

    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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  • My Sweat Has an Octane RatingMy Sweat Has an Octane Rating

    My Sweat Has an Octane Rating

    When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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  • The Jungle Is My GymThe Jungle Is My Gym

    The Jungle Is My Gym

    Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
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  • Tentacle Tag ChampionTentacle Tag Champion

    Tentacle Tag Champion

    TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
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  • Do It for the Victory DanceDo It for the Victory Dance

    Do It for the Victory Dance

    These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
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