SPORTS SHOP BY SPORT Fitness Sunglasses
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Silver-Tongued Trash Talk
Words cut deep, but Silver-Tongued Trash Talk cuts deeper. With chrome reflective lenses, you'll reflect all trash talk right back at your haters as you sharpen your competitive claws & spit fire the devil would envy, fearing you & the ultimate indicator of poor...- $18.00
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Midnight Sprint Society
When the clock strikes twelve, you'll hear them. On rural backroads. On silent city streets. On tree-filled trails. You'll doubt you heard anything...until they're upon you, seducing you to join their ranks. In these shades with blue gradient lenses, you're now part of the...- $18.00
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When the World Blurs
Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!- $18.00
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Cue Slow-Mo Montage
The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.- $18.00
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Today's Special: My Dust
Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)- $18.00
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Human Energy Drink
All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.- $18.00
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Kidnapped by a Cyborg
Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)- $18.00
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Slightly Overcooked Legend
Put a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!- $18.00
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Eternally in Turbo Mode
Can't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!- $18.00
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Shadowboxing My Demons
What's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...- $18.00
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Lawn Mower Drag Race
Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.- $18.00
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That New Asphalt Smell
Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.- $18.00
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Too Lit To Quit
In these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...- $18.00
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Born for the Highlight Reel
You're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...- $18.00
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Aqua Shock Protocol
The only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...- $18.00
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Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.- $18.00
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My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)- $18.00
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The Jungle Is My Gym
Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.- $18.00
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Tentacle Tag Champion
TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)- $18.00
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Do It for the Victory Dance
These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.- $18.00
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